No Heroes Here 2 — is a cooperative game about saving the kingdom with the help of those who, under normal circumstances, wouldn't even be allowed near the door. No heroes — only panic, chaos, and fireworks!
When you save the world from the closet
Assemble a squad of four shady characters — like the Axe-wielding Princess and the Catapult-wielding Jester — and become your kingdom's last chance at survival. Each round is a battle against resource constraints, time, and politeness: someone is brewing gunpowder, someone is patching up the walls, and someone is screaming because they forgot to light the cannon.
You're not leveling up — you're learning not to kill each other before your enemies find you. Every victory is an accident, every defeat is deserved. Don't expect epic battles; expect chaos, screams, and general laughter in voice chat when a dragon is accidentally unleashed into your own castle.
Game features
A four-player co-op where you're forced to scream and stay awake.
Building and defending a castle under constant time pressure and comical mistakes.
The characters are not heroes, but walking misunderstandings with strange abilities.
Ridiculous weapons, absurd maps and kingdoms where common sense has long since lost its grip.
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